Jack and Jill,
went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water,
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.

Then up Jack got,
And home did trot,
As fast as he could caper;
He went to bed,
To mend his head,
With Vinegar and brown paper.

Then Jill came in,
And she did grin,
To see Jack's paper plaster,
Her mother put her,
A fools cap on,
For laughing at Jack's disaster.

This made Jill pout,
And she ran out,
And Jack did quickly follow,
They rode dog Ball,
Jill got a fall,
How Jack did laugh and hollow.

The dame came out,
To know all about,
Jill said Jack made her tumble,
Says Jack I'll tell,
You how she fell,
The judge if she need grumble.

The dame did grin,
As she went in,
And Jill was plagued by Jack, O!
Will Goat came by,
And made Jack cry,
And knocked him on his back, O!

Now Jill did laugh,
And Jack did cry,
But his tears did soon abate,
Then Jill did say,
That they should play,
At sea-saw across the gate.

They sea-sawed high,
They sea-sawed low,
At length they both did tumble,
We both are down,
We both must own,
Let neither of us grumble.

Then the next thing,
They made a swing,
But Jill set up a big cry,
For the swing gave way,
In the midst of the play,
And threw her into the pig sty.

The sow came by,
Says Jack I'll try,
If I can't ride this prancer,
He gave a jump,
On old sow's rump,
But she led him a droll dance, Sir.

Sow ran and squalled,
While Jack he bawled,
And Jill joined in the choir,
Dog Ball being near,
Bit sow by the ear,
And threw Jack in the mire.

Tho' Jack was not hurt,
He was all over dirt,
I wish you had but seen him,
And how Jill did jump,
With him to the pump,
And pumped on him to clean him.

Hearing the rout,
Dame Gill came out,
With a horse-whip from the door,
She laid it on Jack,
And pool Jill's back,
Until they both did roar.

Ball held sow's ear,
And both in rear,
Ran against old Dame and hither,
That she did fall,
Over the sow and Ball,
How Jack and Jill did twitter. 

And now all three,
Went in to see,
To put the place to right all,
Which done they sup,
Then drink a cup,
And with you a good night all.